Real Life and Other Randomness

Specializing in righteous indignation, illogical anger, and all-around absurdity since 1976.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Just a Small-Town Girl

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I'm from a small town in Texas. This guarantees a couple of things about me. A) I'm well-versed in rodeo speak, farm talk, and gos...
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Friday, May 28, 2010

I'm No Mother Teresa, but He's no Jeffrey Dahmer Either.

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Today, I spent most of the day with a kid that, for the last 183 school days, has been my nemesis. I fully realize that as a teacher, the ...
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Gregory Peck vs. Edward Cullen

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Today, while watching the movie version of The Yearling , one of my students said, "I love Gregory Peck, he's so awesome." Sh...
Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Five Minutes I'll Never Get Back

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Today, I passed back quizzes to my students. Things you should know before proceeding: 1. In my class, students are always welcome to make ...
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Monday, May 24, 2010

Be Free

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Yesterday, someone died. Someone I had not thought of very often lately. Someone who I hadn't seen in a dozen years, maybe more. Some...
Sunday, May 23, 2010

Birthday Cake and Booze

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Birthdays are important landmarks in your life, and they should be celebrated. In fact, they should be celebrated with delicious birthday ca...
Friday, May 21, 2010

Swearing as a second Language

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I have bad habits -- biting my nails when I'm nervous, mindless humming, hitting the snooze button one too many times. And I have vices,...
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I hate licorice, alarm clocks, clowns, people touching my ears, having my picture taken, and wet socks. But I love most other things. Or at least I tolerate them.
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