Real Life and Other Randomness

Specializing in righteous indignation, illogical anger, and all-around absurdity since 1976.

Monday, April 11, 2016

A Middle-Aged Monday

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Last week, someone alerted me that the documentary, Pearl Jam Twenty, would be on VH1 Classic. As it was beginning at 9:30 PM, on a Wednesda...
Monday, March 28, 2016

Puzzle Pieces

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I have a young man in my class this year who might just be the hardest-working man in the 7th grade. He is, for lack of better words, just a...
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Monday, March 21, 2016

The Weight

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There is a 20 pound cat on my chest. I lay on the couch, and this is where she curls up. On my chest. It is nonsensical. She is a cat. I...
Monday, March 14, 2016

Eye on the Ball

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If there were one defining phrase to describe my mother, it would be "eye on the ball".  I've watched her hit screaming liners...
Monday, March 7, 2016

Mondays

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My 7th period class came in today, and they were so unbelievably, alarmingly quiet. Sober, subdued, and silent. Although there are only 11 o...
Monday, February 22, 2016

The Dodge

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When I was 16, my mom bought me my first car. It was not the "big red bow across a shiny new BMW" moment that you see on commercia...
Monday, February 15, 2016

Sea Glass

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I was 35 years old the first time I laid eyes upon the ocean. I understood, in theory, what I was looking at, I suppose. I mean, I'v...
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I hate licorice, alarm clocks, clowns, people touching my ears, having my picture taken, and wet socks. But I love most other things. Or at least I tolerate them.
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