I swear. For the tens of you keeping up with me via the interwebs, take your fingers off the 9.
Then I pondered taking up drinking full-time. I bought dinner on the fly and then wound up putting it in the fridge because I was too tired to eat. I was asleep within an hour. I am unsure how to keep up this pace.
(This really doesn't mean anything since, unlike Stephen Colbert, I don't even have a NOTICE board, but still... a warning should strike some fear.)
Today, when I went to buy an afternoon snack from the lounge vending machine, I noticed these signs under the glass on the lunch table. Subtle, yet hilarious. I took some photos before those heathens see them and surely deface them somehow.
|Hunger Strikes, be damned.|
|Pseudo Political Testimonials|
|Psychotic, former Heavyweight boxing champion testimonial|
|And my personal favorite...|