- When you can't "understand a damn word they're sayin' in that song on the radio".
- When your knees ache after a game of tag.
- When you trade the 9:00 PM pool party for some "peace and quiet".
- When you realize you need to leave the pool party because, perhaps, you nodded off on the deck of the pool and a bug flew in your mouth, causing you to choke, panic, and re-evaluate your life choices only to realize that you just fell asleep at a pool party for crying out loud, and when did that start happening?
Not that any of those things happened to me today.
Nope. Not. At. All.