And when we are hanging out together, we totally class each other up even more. In fact, here's our "Guide to Being a Classy Broad... Just Like Us".
Rule #1 -- Classy broads need their beauty rest.
Doesn't matter where.
Doesn't matter when.
Doesn't matter what six year-old is watching you, taking a nap on the ice cream freezer, through the camp store window.
But you should always carry a pillow.
Or a stuffed possum to use as a pillow.
That's the creepy tail hanging out. Gross.
Rule #2 -- Classy Broads don't need doors. Windows do just fine in a great escape situation.
Rule #3-- Classy Broads are always in fashion.
Even when your only choices are a giant turtle shell, a bungee cord, and a cowboy hat.
Rule #4 -- Classy Broads will be okay with a friend announcing her fake pregnancy on Twitter because... who knows? Maybe those bitches will throw a "Cash Only Baby Shower".
Rule #5 -- Classy Broads cannot be tamed.
Not even with duct tape and sheer determination.