Friday, July 9, 2010

Rainy Day Blues

I don't like rainy days.

They make me think too much, question too often, and wish too foolishly.

They make me lonely and lazy and a little bit insane.

Today, I almost bought a dog because I wanted someone else in the house. I have two cats, but they could give a shit if you're lonely. Not if it's going to interrupt their nap time. This is probably why you'll never see such a thing as a seeing-eye cat. They wouldn't give a damn and would just expect you to find your own way around, Lazy Ass.

But the laziness brought on by the rain outweighed the loneliness, and the pet store seemed ultra-far away.

Rainy days make me do stupid things like begin a closet clean-out, drink by myself and look up old boyfriends via the Internet. And those last two things are a dangerous combo.

Don't worry though, I don't keep booze in the house, and my internet's all jacked up. My iphone's great and all, but it's for emergency stalking only. And one day of rain does not constitute an emergency.

I better check the forecast for tomorrow though.


  1. It's 3:30 AM and I'm up and lonely, too. I sit and contemplate getting rid of one of my dogs (kind of) and also drinking by myself. Alas... I'm having some cereal and a sprite. I'm also contemplating suffocating my husband in his sleep, but that also seems like a lot of work because he's pretty handy to have around. Successes all around I suppose?

  2. Oh, kid. Someday soon, you'll be able to drink by yourself again. Until then, however, Sprite and cereal will just have to do.

    And don't suffocate your husband. It IS a lot of work, and he can be pretty entertaining at times.