Birthdays are important landmarks in your life, and they should be celebrated.
In fact, they should be celebrated with delicious birthday cake, iced-tea infused vodka, and the intense laughter of your dearest friends.
It doesn't really matter where you go, what you do, or even what flavor of birthday cake and booze is on the menu. But the friend part? That's non-negotiable.
Happy Birthday, Heather-Feather. I hope you got everything you wanted.