I'm from a small town in Texas. This guarantees a couple of things about me.
A) I'm well-versed in rodeo speak, farm talk, and gossip.
2) I love Dairy Queen. Love. it.
Seriously, I can sniff out a DQ like Bobby Brown to a crackhouse. We may not be there all the time anymore, but we are always aware of the closest one. You know... just in case.
I am a fool for Dairy Queen ice cream, specifically. There is no substitute in my life. Dilly Bars, Dipped Cones, Blizzards, Peanut Buster Parfaits... I'm all in. The newest attraction? The Buster Bar Blizzard. It is Heaven in a paper cup. I had one on Friday, and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. You should have one. Immediately. It's totally worth it.