Some changes are like a glacier, inching forward year by year, seemingly making no change at all until, all of a sudden, it's ice age time and you're the dinosaur who didn't pack a sweater.
Other changes are like firecrackers -- quick, sharp, and hardly noticeable except for the scorched ground and fluttery heartbeat. And the missing thumb.
Either way, I just don't like it. And before anyone drops the "but change is healthy and good for you" bullcrap on me, understand this: tofu is healthy and good for you too, but the mere sight of it still makes me throw up in my mouth a little.