As of the beginning of tonight's Chargers/Colts game, I was losing my Fantasy Football game 114-102. But here was the good news:
I still had two players left to play tonight. My opponent had none. I already had scored a season-high number of points (for me, a small miracle). My two players only had to score 13 points total to win; they were projected to score 27 total.
Sounds like a sure bet, right? Not so fast, my friends. No such thing.
So, of course, they scored 11 points. Total. I lost 114-113 and suffered through 3 hours of terrible football.
And I'm out of NyQuil.
I hate everything.